Ne-Yo is annoyed that Snooki landed the latest Rolling Stone cover.
"Wow. Snooki is on the back of Rolling Stone magazine. Really? I quit. (Just kidding, but almost serious_." the singer Tweeted.
Quite precise, Ne-Yo. It`s a music rag. And she`s an Oompa-Loompa with manboobs. Or something similar that.
However Ne-Yo, (how`s your name doing?
you pimped the top of The Green Magazine - a lifestyle golf mag - in 2009.
I`m reasonably certain I didn`t see you at Phil Mickelson`s Blue Monster rave last night with all the other golfers. (In your defense, you could have been there. I was blacked out at hole 13, putting with my driver. Whoops.)
Plus, is it any surprise Rolling Stone paved an MTV path? Music doesn`t have the glutton go `round.
Sidenote: Let`s stop the "pint-size princess" moniker for Snooki. It grates my pinched nerves.
Drunk Miley?
Sure, I`d rather defend that rodent* on your brain than Miley Cyrus antics, but I`m going to hold that mini bitch some love.
The 18-year-old singer is hauling hell from critics for (allegedly) partying at Hollywood`s popular Chateau Marmont Saturday night, leaving the site a bit dazed.
Abusing substances at 18? No.
Who doesn`t? Well, you`re a loser. Go nail your porn.
Alas, the sleep of us did. So don`t judge. We would tilt every bar to our lips at 18, if the opportunity arose.
The only difference between Miley and us at 18, is that the paparazzo isn`t enthralled with our basement game of slap the bag. (Oh, it would be all over my tabloid. Slapping that Franzia bladder is neat.)
* Let`s un-Bieberfy, boys.
Tyra at Harvard
Tyra Banks told Access Hollywood she has been attending Harvard Business School for the preceding year.
"When people have low expectations, you`re just constantly going, `Ta-da!` And they`re like, `Wow,`" she said. "It doesn`t have a lot to wow them when they have low expectations."
You nailed it proper on the (fore)head. (Billboard? Ahem.)
Expectations for Tyra hit our roof at Tom Cruise`s mid-fibula. (That`s low, laymen.)
Fiddy insults
Like Gilbert Gottfried, rapper 50 Cent Tweet-sulted (insulted? Crickets?) victims of the Japanese earthquake.
"Look this is really good people I had to evacuate all my hoes from LA, Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol."
We did not lol, Fiddy. And what the fig did I assure you people about typing "lol." Dipshits.
Fiddy said he uses Twitter for "shock value."
Oh, you "gangster." Go backwards to your Muscle Milk and Lean Cuisine.
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