Rainie days make flowers - We Are Family.

I shamelessly stole this meme fromlinds_sunshine

-How many brothers and sisters do you take? Two. -Were you a planned pregnancy? My parents met in December 1993. I was innate in September 1994. That's nine months inbetween. Do you get the hint?

-How old were your parents when they had you? Mama was 20, Dad was 26.

-Were they married when you were conceived? Not at all.

-Did your parents have any alternate names picked out for you? I was called Angela for a week. Then it turned out my grandma didn't wish it, so my creative mother Ceyanne called me Ceyanne.

-Did your parents call you by a nickname? Right on.

-If so, what? Rainie, Chatterbox, Little C, Calamari, Yella, Lip, Keys, Angela Davis, Ceyanne Junior, Ceyanne Afropuff.

-Are you the oldest, youngest, middle, or only child? Simply for my parents, oldest for my mama. If that makes sense.

-Do you hold any half or step siblings? Nana and Tseyi are my half-sisters.

-What is your mom and dad's names? Ceyanne and Dmitri.

-What is your nationality? My nationality is questionable.

-How long have your parents been married? About half a year.

-If divorced, how old were you when they split? Three.

-Which parent do you get on with best? Both of them, I don't do preferences.

-Are any of your friends parents like a mom/dad to you? Marlon's dad Leroy is my actual soulmate. He also cooks yummy soups.


-Have you always been told you were adopted? No, because why would I be if I was not.

-Does your family fight with your extended family? You could say that.

-Do you take any family members you do not speak to? Dad's parents and one of his sisters are racist.

-How many nieces and nephews do you take? Two.

-How many cousins do you receive? Many.

-What do your mom and dad do for a living? Mama works for a shipping company, Dad teaches Chemistry in Uni.

-What vehicles do your parents drive? Mama has an old BMW 7. Stepdad has an old Jeep. Dad has whatever he has. Apparently, a BMW X5. I only asked.

-What's your aunt and uncles names and what do they do? Ooh, you guys, welcome to the show "Black people make the darndest names".

This right here in a huge, ridiculous wig is uncle Haile. He's one of the kindest people you'd ever know. He's a policeman.


Auntie Kenya. She's an accountant.


Uncle Kunta (don't diss, my pregnant grandmother watched The Roots. Plus it was the seventies). He's the big one in the house and that would only be unjust for someone to tie him, because they would be hoarding him. He owns a sports goods store.

Here's an old picture of uncle David. He plant in an authority but I can't think what he does. It has something to do with real estate.


Auntie Miriam, who looks the most like my mama. She is an interior designer.


Debbie (the youngest) and her husband. They had a baby son last year.


Okay, I cannot be asked any longer. My dad has three sisters, and my stepdad has a baby and a brother.
-Do you have kids? Yes. -If so, how many? Twenty kids and ten baby daddies. I know them all dearly, apart from De'Shayquan, that negro crazy. Literally.

-What about a fellow or husband? My main man Marlon.

-Do you buy family birthday cards in progress or last minute? It depends.

-Of all the mass in your family, who makes you laugh the most? I'd say my dad. Or me, since I jest at my own jokes. Everyone in my household is funny.

-What family member is your favorite? Hands down my baby sister Maliqa aka Tseyi. Nothing can equate to how often I know her.


-Have you ever lost members of your family? Yes.

-How many of them give you lost? um. Three.

-Have you ever gone on holiday with your home before? Yes.

-If yes, when was the final sentence and where? I'm in London with my dad now. If that counts.

-Has your family ever had a reunion? Well, yes.

-If so, how long ago was it? Last July in mama Jo's house.

-Do you want you family was bigger or smaller? I don't care for funny business like that.

-Is there anyone in your home that you are embarrassed of? My dad's dad. He's too racist to be true.

-What family member lives the furthest away? Everyone lives in different places, really.

-Which family member do you wish lived farther away? Then again, I don't care for funny business like that.

-When is the end time you talked to your grandparents? I talked to stepdad's mama, Mama Jo, last time I had a break, so April.

-Do you spend holidays with your family? Yes.

-If so, what ones? Kwanzaa and Juneteenth. Jokes.

-Are you proud of your family? Occasionally.

-If you won 1 billion in the lotto, how often would you have your family? 1 million.